Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via wantonmasochist)
Nothing has ever been more accurate.
I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.
APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?
I am doing this from now on. Fellas you have been warned.
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
If you must gain your knowledge of english people purely from a tv show, I recommend watching every episode of come dine with me.
Blow your MIND” Tomato Basil Pasta! - No Straining, just Stirring
Throw it all in the pot, INCLUDING the uncooked Pasta, and cook! - Bring it to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. The starch leaches out of the pasta and makes a rich, warm sauce for the noodles. The other ingredients cook right along with the pasta
12 ounces pasta (Shown Linguine)
1 can (15 ounces) diced tomatoes with liquid ( I used zesty red pepper flavor)
1 large sweet onion, cut in julienne strips
4 cloves garlic, thinly sliced
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
2 teaspoons dried oregano leaves
2 large sprigs basil, chopped
4 1/2 cups vegetable broth (regular broth and NOT low sodium)
2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
Optional Parmesan cheese for garnish
Place pasta, tomatoes, onion, garlic, basil, in a large stock pot. Pour in vegetable broth. Sprinkle on top the pepper flakes and oregano. Drizzle top with oil.
Cover pot and bring to a boil. Reduce to a low simmer and keep covered and cook for about 10 minutes, stirring every 2 minutes or so. Cook until almost all liquid has evaporated – I left about an inch of liquid in the bottom of the pot – but you can reduce as desired .
Season to taste with salt and pepper , stirring pasta several times to distribute the liquid in the bottom of the pot. Serve garnished with Parmesan cheese if desired.
great Zeus’s beard this stuff is good. it’s also really easy and cheap and smells wonderful when it’s cooking. MAKE THE THING.
I’ve made this multiple times before and you should too
This was surprisingly good even though the recipe had to be tweaked a bit. The liquid amount should be reduced to 3.5 cups and once it’s brought to a boil and reduced to a simmer the pot should remain uncovered so the liquid can reduce/evaporate (it can’t do that if you leave the lid on.) Also dried basil can be substituted for the fresh since fresh basil is hard to find in the winter. I use 1 tablespoon of dried basil. I also finely chopped the garlic since when you bit into the thin slices the garlic flavor over powers the dish. I also substituted 1 red onion for the sweet onion to give the dish more color.
Overall it was a good one pot dish. I’ll def be making it again.
a game of how much character development screentime will be lost to useless nudity this season
i am here for literally every single “gina torres as (iconic female)” concept
gina torres as wonder woman
gina torres as morticia addams
gina torres as lady macbeth
gina torres as cleopatra
gina torres as joan of arc
gina torres as god
#gina torres as james bond#gina torres as batman#gina torres as zeus goddess of thunder#gina torres as the culmination of my hopes dreams and aspirations
Roseanne, Nightmare on Oak Street.
the whole “leggings aren’t pants” statement is literally pointless because neither are skirts or dresses and yet people still wear those so by you trying to tell me wearing leggings isn’t the same as wearing pants all i can help but wonder is if you also inform people that water is wet